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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Nice Review of Crocktees

Had a great review posted today by Sammi's Blog.  Check out Sammi's Blog Crocktees review and take a look at all of her giveaways and review posts.  Great stuff!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Crocktees Rudolf Reindeer Ugly Xmas T-Shirt

Always on the cutting edge of Xmas taste and cheers Crocktees brings you the xmas optical illusion The Rudolf Ugly Christmas Sweater.  What Rudolf is doing in the woods is not clear, but be assured that people of all ages will appreciate your Xmas cheer and appreciation for nature in all it's splendor!  Or they'll just laugh....  But either way it's you FTW!

Monday, December 6, 2010

The Revenge of the Bumble

We at Crocktees are all about xmas cheer, but first in line to make fun of all the xmas decorations and sweaters! Here's our new take on one of our childhood favorites, the Bumble. His teeth would have grown back eventually right??

Friday, December 3, 2010

The First Year T-shirt Giveaway!!

We are close to ending our first year of business, and we want to celebrate Christmas style with giving out free t-shirts to our fans and followers.  Have a favorite t-shirt?  Post it on our Facebook or twitter @Crocktees and let us know!  Not following us on Twitter?  Follow us to enter!  Just want in??  Post on Facebook or twitter about this contest and your in too!  It's easy!  We don't know how many tees we will give out, but we are starting with 5 prizes so help us out... and thanks for a great first year!!

Jack Donaghy Quote T-Shirt

When quoting the most famous people that are not real but I wish were it all comes down one man. Jack Donaghy. One of our favorite quotes is now a t-shirt from Crocktees!  We all have ways of coping, I use sex and awesomeness by Crocktees!

Design Juices Interviews Crocktees!

Wow we have fallen behind on our posts, but now we are back with a vengeance with a great interview by Design Juices.  Read all about the 12 Days of Christmas and Crocktees involvement!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Get Stiff for $12.99 - new Denver Stiffs T-Shirts

We have updated our Crocktees Denver Stiffs t-shirts section with new lower prices and more selection of styles.  Check out the new gear!

New One Piece Gally-La t-shirt Styles

We have added some One Piece Galley-La t-shirts to our One Piece section now with lower prices and new styles.  Make sure to head over to Crocktees and check them out. 

Friday, October 1, 2010

No Fuckery from Crocktees

Considering our name some people may find this post ironic.  No matter... it's a zero tolerance Friday and we're allowing No Fuckery today!  And with that being said back to or normally scheduled antics....

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Super Mario Williams: the 1 Up T-Shirt

Much criticized after the 2006 draft, nobody has been more super since as Super Mario Williams. Wreaking havoc on offenses across the league Williams is ready to take Houston to the next level. A special t-shirt for our resident Texans fan, Crocktees presents the Super 90 Mario series. It's 1 UP, and QB's better watch their back.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Coffee Gives Me a Mind-Boner

A little coffee humor this morning! From one of the best lines we have heard this year Crocktees brings you our next vintage tee style, Coffee gives me a Mindboner. No worries about the small print, pretty sure all side effects wear off in under 4 hours.


Monday, August 30, 2010

We can rebuild the Mammoth! We have the technology! Mammoth T-Shirt

If we can clone goats and rabbits then why not create something cool. We have samples, we have the know-how, so why not the will?? Believe us, this is possible... we watch the Discovery Channel! We can do this, we can rebuild the Mammoth! We have the technology.  We can rebuild them, we have the technology by Crocktees.  And don't forget to check out the rest of our Geek t-shirts at Crocktees.

DRUGS: They taught Americans how to use the metric system

To be honest we here at Crocktees have wondered for years how much is in a dime bag, but one thing is for sure... those who DO know are able to convert deciliters into cups in about 2 seconds flat. Nothing like motivation to begin the learning process we guess. Drugs, take 'em or leave 'em, but Drugs taught Americans how to use the metric system!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Friday, August 6, 2010

Shaq Becomes the Big Shamrock in Boston

Celebrate Celtics fans, the Big Everything has just landed in Boston.  Per request from our resident twitter Boston Celtics fans we have created Employee No 36: The Big Shamrock.  It's not easy being green... unless your 7Ft 340lbs.

Crocktees Lands on Design Juices 50 Top T-Shirt Companies on Facebook

Design Juices was kind enough to include Crocktees in some great company this last week.  Check out their article the 50 Best T-Shirt companies on Facebook.  To be put on a list with Busted Tees, Glenz, LadyU, etc. etc... is amazing.  Thanks guys!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Tea Party Gang Signs the T-Shirt

There is nothing more OG than the founding fathers, which is why Crocktees is helpin' you out with all types of Tea Party proper. Be wit it with the most wit crew in politics. It's Tea Time and the country just got served!!!... yo.  Tea Party Gang Signs from Crocktees.  Check it.

No Pictures No paparazzi!!

Always in the limelight?  Famous, good looking, or just that photogenic??  Well Crocktees can help with our No Pictures t-shirt!

Friday, July 23, 2010

More great people to follow on Twitter

T-shirt Peeps

OMUNKY Eco friendly and animal approved.  You won't find many tweets more popular than @Omunky.  Plus they have a 1 year sale going on!  Check it out at

scaredpanda Great t-shirts and anything Chicago is the way of the Panda.  Also one of my favorite tees... the Scared Panda logo tee.  Animal DJ's for the win:

LovingThisTee Keep connected with the t-shirt world and all that is new and classic.  And if there's a sale you will bound to be notified by Bo and his blog.  T-Shirts your thing??  Hit up

More Tweeps from around the World

Nikki92HB Ink, jewels, and straight up so-cal, keep up with Nikki and all things cool with her blog  Plus updates every day as to where and where not to be in LA.  You'd serve well to follow her advice!

BigTechTony Awesome all around twttier guy and noted Crackberry guru.  Keep up with all things Berry and get wired in to twitter with Tony's Crib:

PacificCoastMom Just like the name says, straight from Washington comes the SAHM to 2 monsters by day and graduate student / caffeine junkie by night.  Not that you need any better tag line than that... but consider this.  A. she's hialrious, and B. she created our Chemist Do it Periodically shirt.  Follow now!  

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Zanpakuto Sword T-Shirt

Taking a page from sword gaming shirts making the rounds and some other classics, we have re-designed our Bleach Zanpakuto t-shirt!  Check out the new style.  And check out all of our other Bleach and anime t-shirts as well.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

It's Brad Miller Time! Crocktees Houston Rockets t-shirts

Brad Miller is the new edition to the Houston Rockets so we felt it was time to make a new edition to our Houston Rockets inspired t-shirt line.  It's (Brad) Miller Time!  Available from a variety of colors and styles, but always with plenty of Red Nation! 

Donquixote Doflamingo t-shirts at Crocktees

Real men wear pink. Don't think so? Well check out our line of One Piece t-shirts for Don Quixote Doflamingo. Available in black and white and traditional pink, but we all know which color you need to choose. Also check out our t-shirt designer to create any Doflamingo apparel.

Traflagar Law One Piece shirts at Crocktees

Traflagar Law finally has his own page at Crocktees. Check out our Men's, Women's, and the new baseball tee styles from the coolest man of the eleven super-novas. And need any One Piece and Law gear in other apparel? Check out our t-shirt designer!

Friday, July 16, 2010

Crocktees Twitter List

Looking for people to follow on Twitter? Where here is our first Twitter list at Crocktees. Great people all, and if you want to start a business or just get some great connections you can do no better than to start of following them.

Tees In A Pod Crew:
@ladyumbrellaltd - Fun Spanish artwork via Ireland is one of the benchmarks of how to start and run t-shirt company. Follow Rob and catch the wave that is LadyU, ole.
@naturecreations - Amanda uses photography and design for her unique Zazzle store and is a true hub of connections and information across Twitter. Want to be in loop? Follow!
@sogeshirts - Tim and Dave from Sogeshirts run a longtime successful t-shirt company with a ton of classic designs and an amazing following. One of the pioneers of POD.
@GritFX - From down under GritFx has a terrific Zazzle store and is the queen of pop culture tees. Absolutely owned LOST apparel on twitter and always onto the next trend.
@SupportSKs - A support site run by Manz of GritFx, created by and for the tee industry
@Teesinapod - The blog and podcast of all the above, giving their experience, advice, and humor to all comers. A true guidebook of the do's and dont's of running a business online.

Tees on Twitter
@inmyshortsleeve - West coast blog and all around tee resource, great place for anythnig and everything trending in t-shirts!
@Rizzotees - What can we say, the true social media master. A follow must.
@saucewear - Another twitter pro, holding down the East Coast with great designs and a model on how to run your business and create personal connections through twitterverse.
@YemaYema - Great artwork and one of our favorite designers on Twitter!
@Instnt_Classic - Sports. Design. Classic. Great work in a vintage style.
@zombieyeti - Awesome designs, works in progress, and tips on creation. The name says it all so step in to the darkness be enlightened.

Twitter Peeps Around the Word
@BrnEyeSuss - Like politics? Lean a bit left? Suss is the one that will keep you informed and entertained.
@joshuaarnao - SoCal transplant and Boston honk, all around social media and sports guru.
@Tommy139 - From across the pond our favorite Brit on twitter. Also a huge Bolton Wanderer and t-shirt fan if you need him.
@Nat_BWFC - Daughter of Tommy, greatness just runs through the family. Tees, sports, and wine. A great tri-fecta.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Houston Rockets Refuel T-Shirts

Just in time for summer league, check out our new line of Rockets gear. More designs to follow and if you have a player you want to see just send us a shout!

Friday, July 9, 2010

Back University T-Shirts Are Here!

Welcome to Beck University, established way back in 2010! Why learn from other "so called" institutions that teach facts and read books. At Beck U, for only 79$, you can be part of the university that FEELS it's way through history. Because in the end, it's really only the "thought" that counts in life. No matter if it is true or not... right? Beck U t-shirts at Crocktees! Go Beck U!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Keep Calm and Carry On

A small twist from the British propaganda poster famous from WWII. Keep Calm and Carry On usually is topped with a British crown, but we feel that a good Gin & Tonic is quite royal enough! This tee is ready for any occasion and just right to keep the masses focused and at ease.

GOBP "Grand Old BP Party" T-Shirts

Inspired by Keith Olbermann's mention of the GOP, or rather the GOBP, Crocktees has made a logo Joe Barton would be proud of. If the GOP wishes to stay on the side of BP, then why not just merge the whole deal. GOBP by Crocktees, because oil is an issue no party should be siding with at the moment.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Crocktees featured at Tee Gazette

Tee Gazette has been kind enough to feature Crocktees as their t-shirt designer of the week! Thank so much to Kelly of Tee Gazette for the great write-up. And just for everyone listening out there, there is a contest to be had... Go to Tee Gazette and check it out!

New fan photos at Crocktees!

We have uploaded some great fan photos of recently from those kind enough to send in pics of themselves in their favorite Crocktees apparel. Check them out in the photo section of our website!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Giant Killing Anime Shirts at Crocktees

Support the boys of East Tokyo United with the Giant Killing T-Shirt series from Crocktees. We are big fans of the anime, sport, and all the sponsors real and imaginary. So GoGo ETU and represent the Japan Football League with any of the following tees. And if you or some friends want customized jerseys just drop us a line and we'll desgin you a customized link!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

We got a plug from Rachel Maddow about our What Would Rachel Maddow Do t-shirt! Well maybe not actually from the host herself, but at least from her official show blog "Maddow Blog." We want to thank Rachel for the tweet from @MaddowBlog on Twitter, and thanks for the support!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

More One Piece: World Government Marines t-shirt

Another One Piece inspired t-shirt from Crocktees. Staying on the World Government theme we have created the One Piece Marines logo t-shirt. Make sure to place the Marine logo on any apparel you want, using the vector art we have created for the logo. And stay tuned for more One Piece artwork!

When I am sad, I stop being sad and be Awesome instead. True Story

Possibly the best quote of all time. Straight from Barney Stinson played by the one and only NPH, comes Crocktees' How I met your Mother t-shirt, "When I am sad, I stop being sad and be Awesome instead. True Story." Aren't you feeling more awesome already from reading this post? Thought so!

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Crocktees 300 followers on Twitter!

WE ARE SPARTA... well at least for the day. We have hit 300 followers on twitter, a pretty big milestone for us. So through Friday June 4th throw us a follow @crocktees and tweet with the tag #crocksparta to enter and win some free tees. Xtra points for using @ of any kind, new followers, @ to a friend... whatever! Thanks for the support and go SPARTA from Crocktees!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

BP Beyond Pollution t-shirt and print

After failure after failure, BP must be held accountable for the largest oil spill in history. Crocktees brings you Beyond Pollution t-shirts. Because the tragedy of the Gulf Coast will go beyond this year and beyond this decade, but it cannot be beyond BP and the oversight that caused it. Boycott BP now, and make them responsible for the mess they caused.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

That last words of every redneck, Hey y'all watch this!

You know the deeds, heck you might even know the words. Whether it's strapping a v8 on go-cart, or a hitching a rocket to a motorcycle. The words that follow are always the last words of every redneck... "Hey y'all watch this!" Crocktees brings you our latest design, rocket monster trucks avail for free.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

My Autopilot is Strong Men's and Women's Tshirts

Updated and ready to fly through the late evening hours. My Autopilot is Strong tshirts are now available in women's and classic styles. All for a lower price! And if you want a different color scheme you can always head over to the Crocktees designer and create your own apparel:

Friday, May 14, 2010

Science Makes Evrything Better! Science T-Shirt

Crocktees brings you Science: a little typography with some sulfur mixed in. Promote learning, fun, and your inner scientific geek with Crocktees' Science makes everything better.

How Brown Is Too Brown T-shirt and Buttons

With SB 1070 passing in Arizona, Crocktees wants to know, how brown is too brown? Support equality for ALL citizens, with "How brown is too brown?" by Crocktees. We are asking the question, honestly it's a shame that anyone has to answer it.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Chemists do it on the table periodically tshirt

Another new Crocktees fan request, this time from Cindy in Seattle. It's Chemists Do It On The Table.. Periodically! Available in men's and women's sizes. Thanks Cindy for the idea and we hope you like the design! Science rules.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Flip Cup T-Shirts

Crocktees brings you Ultimate Flip Cup. To be the best you have to wear the best. So own the tables in this special Crocktees edition. And make sure to use the designer for complete control over color and print options!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Houston Astros Stros Before Hos or Bros Tshirt

With everything going on right now, figured it's for a sports break. New from another fan request in Houston is the Astros 'Stros series. Male or female, show your priorities and represent the team. Summer is back, and Houston we have a tshirt. It's Stros before Hos, or is it Bros?... well, we'll let you pick your side.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Spill Baby Spill T-Shirt

Renew the Gulf with renewable energy

We at Crocktees know the Gulf Coast well having been a resident. And in response to everything Sarah Palin and BP are about to say to defend offshore drilling, we say Spill, Baby, Spill. Let's change the Gulf Coast for the better. We all would rather have a bucket of shrimp and a beer than an SUV anyhow... right?